A modest cottage (for Dallas where nothing succeeds like excess). (You think I'm being snarky about Dallas? A few years ago, a couple paid $10 million for a house in Highland Park as a teardown. The house was in move-in condition, but they demolished it and built a new house on the lot.)
Oh, and for the housewarming, I'll bring my famous Tuna-Turnip Surprise Casserole. Busdriver, why don't you bring a supply of Tums?