I just worked with a former "EAST" F/A - Many topics

[Bobby]

Now now now children, lets just remember WHO AQUIRED WHO here. If it weren't for America West Holdings where would US Airways be right now?

Your so worried about going to FCFS but your senority would mean nothing if there was no airline to non-rev on.

Look up the SEC paperwork my friends, its NOT a merger, it was an acquisition.

Things are going to be changing, some things will go west and some will go east, you guys have some crazy policies and so do we but just be happy you have a job and stop being bitter.

I've never seen such adults acting like children.

 

[USCREW]

Good thing most of the European's don't like ICE! I counted it's 4 cubes per cup.

That's way too much! What were you thinking? Those 75 lbs of ice has melted in this inferno, and we have about two lbs of slush left. Ice on request only. And forget chillin' beer and wine, they like it warm anyway.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

That's way too much! What were you thinking? Those 75 lbs of ice has melted in this inferno, and we have about two lbs of slush left. Ice on request only. And forget chillin' beer and wine, they like it warm anyway.

So see it all worked out in the end! Good thing were in good with NASA...I hear there working on the whole ice-melting thing round the clock!

Now now now children, lets just remember WHO AQUIRED WHO here. If it weren't for America West Holdings where would US Airways be right now?

Your so worried about going to FCFS but your senority would mean nothing if there was no airline to non-rev on.

Look up the SEC paperwork my friends, its NOT a merger, it was an acquisition.

Things are going to be changing, some things will go west and some will go east, you guys have some crazy policies and so do we but just be happy you have a job and stop being bitter.

I've never seen such adults acting like children.

Gosh...seems I remember a recent Town Hall where DP said if not for the "merger" HP would have been in BK as well! Spin it anyway you want to it was a merger...not an aquisition. TWA and AA that was an aquisition...remember TWA had a selling price. US did not!

 

[USCREW]

So see it all worked out in the end! Good thing were in good with NASA...I hear there working on the whole ice-melting thing round the clock!
Gosh...seems I remember a recent Town Hall where DP said if not for the "merger" HP would have been in BK as well! Spin it anyway you want to it was a merger...not an aquisition. TWA and AA that was an aquisition...remember TWA had a selling price. US did not!

Dear NASA,

We need a new chemical composition of hydrogen and oxygen in the form of a solid at Kelvin absolute zero. This regular ice melts above zero C. !


Love,
Jane Jetson

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

Dear NASA,

We need a new chemical composition of hydrogen and oxygen in the form of a solid at Kelvin absolute zero. This regular ice melts above zero C. !
Love,
Jane Jetson

Would it be to much to ask them to work on plastic bev cups that don't stick together?

 

[USCREW]

Would it be to much to ask them to work on plastic bev cups that don't stick together?

Dear NASA,

My friend Sally respectfully requests the investigation into the effects of temperature, orientation of chemical composition, and strain rate on the flow stress of Co3Ti single molecule crystals (melting plastic cups). The high temperatures onboard seem to cause dislocation movement of the super-partials resulting in the fusing of the Co3Ti, and thus the (sticking cup syndrome).

Love,
Jane Jetson

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

Dear NASA,

My friend Sally respectfully requests the investigation into the effects of temperature, orientation of chemical composition, and strain rate on the flow stress of Co3Ti single molecule crystals (melting plastic cups). The high temperatures onboard seem to cause dislocation movement of the super-partials resulting in the fusing of the Co3Ti, and thus the (sticking cup syndrome).

Love,
Jane Jetson

But maybe we are dreaming too big? Not sure if these things are possible even for NASA. Jane can you come to the exit row...this Bi#$% in seat 21D wants 2 equals for her coffee...she won't take no for an answer...maybe she will listen to the head hostess! She's really getting on my nerves! Maybe bring the bullhorn.

 

[USCREW]

But maybe we are dreaming too big? Not sure if these things are possible even for NASA. Jane can you come to the exit row...this Bi#$% in seat 21D wants 2 equals for her coffee...she won't take no for an answer...maybe she will listen to the head hostess! She's really getting on my nerves! Maybe bring the bullhorn.

You tell her that if the CSD has to CRACK open the curtains and step foot into coach, all hell will break loose. Send junior for practice, and then I need a full written report sent-up via an ABP.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

You tell her that if the CSD has to CRACK open the curtains and step foot into coach, all hell will break loose. Send junior for practice, and then I need a full written report sent-up via an ABP.

I'll tell her. She has no idea you can't come past row 12! I'll brief that ABP right now. Btw we used our extra milk already...can we have yours? If yes just send it with the ABP.

 

[USCREW]

I'll tell her. She has no idea you can't come past row 12! I'll brief that ABP right now. Btw we used our extra milk already...can we have yours? If yes just send it with the ABP.

I'm sorry but the milk seems to have disappeared with all the shortbreads. Please choose an attractive ABP. It's important to look good while being authoritative.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

I'm sorry but the milk seems to have disappeared with all the shortbreads. Please choose an attractive ABP. It's important to look good while being authoritative.

I'll do the best with what we have! Excuse me on sec. "mame I told you 3 times already it's 1 equal per customer per flight...Period!" Geez. You know it's a real good thing I'm such a people person, what with all our new uncustomer friendly policies!

 

[USCREW]

I'll do the best with what we have! Excuse me on sec. "mame I told you 3 times already it's 1 equal per customer per flight...Period!" Geez. You know it's a real good thing I'm such a people person, what with all our new uncustomer friendly policies!

NO NO NO...It's a HALF-a-packet...like HALF-a mini. Just think HALF-___, all the time and you won't get written up by the turquoise crayon people.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

NO NO NO...It's a HALF-a-packet...like HALF-a mini. Just think HALF-___, all the time and you won't get written up by the turquoise crayon people.

Smart thinking! I knew there was a reason you are in charge.

 

[USCREW]

Smart thinking! I knew there was a reason you are in charge.

Just call me your A-NESS!

 

[Sthrnboy]

I will just say a few more things....

Yes... You say its all jokes but again... You don’t know what UNITY is... However... Like Bobby said...... Doug parker wanted everyone to get along.. The comments that create a hostile working environment is wrong… NOT FUNNY. Your snide comments are not that great either. With more and more comments that you all make no wonder our "NEW" contract we are going to not be in UNITY and we are going to get screwed because of the lack of corporation on the EAST SIDE....

Not all our money making is only made in the EAST... Its made in the west too so we will take the best of both... Its how and what they are doing.

All the time you scream about how we use to do things... GET OVER IT... US Airways was going to go under... The "WAY" you did things.... Or were all the reports in USA TODAY wrong? And you’re GREAT Customer Service… What was PHILLY, CLT or PIT? … No one talks of GREAT In-flight Customer Service that I have seen/heard/or experienced as a paying passenger.

As far as what we hear… A lot of FF tell us that they ENJOY the personality of West FA’s Personality and how we are nice and accommodating. We go well Above and Beyond in our service when things are going great/or bad. Do you personality get that on a Daily basis? I bet not…. Its not to bash you or to make you mad. Its just what we are hearing and you ask what we experience.

But I am sure some of you do? I am sure a lot of you are great FA’s that hear great things. But we both know there are bad apples on both sides. That’s what the FF are saying since you wanted to know… No we are not a Legacy carrier. WE are a Low Cost…. But you know what… YOUR SIDE IS NOT anymore…

Now we are making money and things and we are turning around... You may not agree with the changes... FF might not agree with the changes.... But the only thing that matters is that our airline survives. You may not like the ideal/ and policy and procedures that they are imposing but its YOUR JOB TO FOLLOW THEM.... YOU SEEM TO COMPLAIN but its all you do.....

Sounds like its more of your problem. Than US Airways... Unless you don’t follow the rules.... Then it’s your problem. And they should FIRE YOU ALL for not following them just because you think it should be done differently. Follow the rules. If you think it should be done differently. Tell your Union officials… If they don’t listen. Volunteer and then get in some groups and change things…. If all of you would put your money where your mouth is. Some of your complaints might change by your volunteering. But I guess that statement will fall on deaf ears…