Catchphrase Needed

[Art at ISP]

"Is this any way to run an airline?

You bet it isn't!"

 

[CLTBWIDAYSYR]

DWI- Drunken, western incompetence

This gets my vote.

 

[Smartest Loser]

How about.....

1. Pull around to the next window please....!!

2. Welcome to USAirways, would you like a sticker...???

3. Price Drop on B5....Price Drop on B5.

4. No tickee...No fly.

5. How much I give you..??

SL

 

[jimcfs]

Would you like fries with your flight?

Wait, that might be considered a step up.