I think most of them are roadkill. I found a cafe if you are interested in trying Pavement Possum. .
You Kill It, _____________ We Grill It'
Meet Our Chef! ______________ Squash 'em Jack
-ENTREES-
You'll Eat Like A Hog
Late Night
Flat Cat 2.95
Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95
Slab of Lab 2.95
Rack of Raccoon 3.95
Taste of The Wild Side
Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95
Smear of Deer 4.95
"Still in The Hide"
Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Awesome Possum 1.95
Shar-Pei Fillet 5.95
Cheap Sheep $ .43
Chunk of Skunk 1.95
Snippet of Whippet 4.50
Smidgen Pigeon 1.95
GUESS
Road Toad 1.65
Collie Hit By A Trolley 3.95
Snake 'N' Bake 2.25
A Daily Special Treat.
Swirl Squirrel 1.55
If You Can Guess
Rigor Mortis Tortoise 6.75
Round of Hound 4.25
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Side Orders -------------------------
Bowl of Mole .38 Splat of Cat .45 Square of Hare .68
Link of Mink 1.07 Spoon of Coon .32 Gizzard of Lizard .98
Platter of Bladder .48 Squish of Fish .13 Pinch of Finch 1.37
Broth of Moth .17 Fork of Stork .21 Hurled of Squirrel .96
Chin of Hen .13
Side orders by Squash 'em Dan
--------------------- Some State Menu Items ------------------
Illinois Texas
Pavement Possum 9.95 2 - Step Terrier 8.50
Served on a bun, this Step 1, We hit, Step 2, You eat it.
beast is awesome.
Missouri New Mexico
"Show Me" Shitzu 7.75 Chihuahua Chili 7.95
A hairy little treat with A Southwest delight that shivers
fuzzy little feet. when it bites.
Kansas Arizona
Curbside Kitty 10.50 "Grand Canyon" Cougar 10.50
A little bitty, bite size A big mountain cat, that you'll
kitty. eat till you're fat.
Oklahoma California
Airbrake Owl 7.75 Cream - O - Kitty 9.95
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From The Bar, Your Drink is our Delight! -----------
Crank Case Slip 1.59 Radiator Green 1.69 Transmission Grind 1.79
Blended with Road A Blend of Prestone The finest ground fan
Oil and squirrel, and Zerex with a dash belt rubber, a dash of
Poured over Ice of Scorpion Venom squished turtle juice,
or straight up! over crushed ice. blended with the finniest
tranie fluid. This comes
straight up.
The Bucket Delight 3.95 Green Spin for the Kids .69
We Prairie everything that Only the best fogs in the blender
is left over from the night will do here! Mixed with a few
before, with just a touch road Toads to give it that great
of gravel mixed in! poured taste! Served over ice, 18oz. class.
over a 1 gallon bucket of
ice. You finnish this and
it is on the house!
Note: All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite Highway to you!
You Bar Tender is Blind Bob
------------------------ Cowboy Menu ---------------------
"Cowboy cooking It ain't bad looking"
Deerly Departed Off - Road Delights
No-Luck Buck 4.95 High Speed Special 2.95
Just can't duck a truck. What's that, a cat?!
Big Bagged Stag 5.95 Bad-Brake Steaks 1.95
Don't gag on your stag. Some possum, some snakes.
Too-slow Doe 4.95 One-Eyed Dog 3.25
Had one lane to go. Hit in the fog - Found on a log.
Long Gone Fawn 3.50 Off the Roof Hoof 1.85
Found dead on your lawn. Tried jumping but goofed.
No Fear Deer 6.75 Gunk of Skunk 4.25
Just had a bad year. Sun-ripened and shrunk.
Roadside Remnants .15 Varmint Vittles 1.95
Deathers and leathers - Guts galore, you'll want more.
Stand back in hot weather.
It's A Kitty 2.70
Rodeo Rejects What a pity -- looks real bad
and kind a sh..er, um...flat.
Buckaroo Quarter Horse Highway Hash 1.25
with fried Onions, Starts with a crash.
of Course 3.55
Caddie "Grilled" Patty 1.50
7 - Course Swayback Horse 6.95 Some poor little critter just
1 big steamin' plate went kersplatty.
with a 6 pack.
Beer - Basted Steer
Summer time Treats
Hit from the rear 3.60
It's Some Kinda Meat.
Horse Hocks - Sidewinder Stew -
the Other Red Meat 4.95 bronco buster
then dusted with musted 4.55
Weakly Special
Mangled Mule Cruel 2.80 You'll drool like a fool.