Best PreThanksgiving Wed. I've Had in Last 25 Years

[Dog Wonder]

not so much. But, it is what it is.

Two trite phrases in a row.

Can you do three?

 

[Heretic]

I fly on average at least once a week, I'm opposed to it. Just what we need, a weekly x-ray. I'd rather take my chances of dying in a split second impact than months of dying from radiation induced Cancer. We get enough radiation from sitting up there are 30,000 ft. At one time we were a nation that believed that Freedom was more important than Security.

I dont think these machines make us safer, in fact I think the opposite. Its just a scam that will make Chertoff even richer.

Well said sir!

 

[N965VJ]

Which would indicate that the TSA has been 100% effective in preventing terrorists from flying in the US. That's not bad for people that are technically brain dead though that doesn't seem to help your argument very much.

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.

Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.

Homer: Thank you, dear.

Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn't work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?

[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]

Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

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