Ben Carson hops on the crazy train again.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/flora-nicholas/ben-carson-loses-brain-su_b_8295908.html

Ben Carson Loses Brain Surgeon License After Making Numerous Brainless Comments

"In a joint statement, the Medical Boards said: We have been increasingly concerned about the gibberish emanating from Mr. Carson's cerebrum. We cite by way of example his belief that the holocaust could have been prevented by armed German citizens, that straight people go into prison and come out gay, and that Obamacare is the worse thing to happen to the country since slavery.

We are therefore suspending his medical license in any state where he is qualified to practice. And should he choose to come out of retirement and re-apply for credentials, we will not allow him to operate on people's cerebrums, or indeed cerebullums, limbic systems and brain stems, until he can demonstrate that his own are in fully working order."

While appearing on The Really Bad Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, Ben Carson said: "I'm very disappointed to hear this news and I categorically deny I'm crazy. I think this is a concerted effort by Dr. Gregory House, Dr. No, Dr. Who and Dr. Doolittle to undermine my candidacy for the Presidency and I am therefore going to ignore it and carry on with my campaign regardless."

Funny satirical blog post.
 
Glenn Quagmire said:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/flora-nicholas/ben-carson-loses-brain-su_b_8295908.html
Ben Carson Loses Brain Surgeon License After Making Numerous Brainless Comments
"In a joint statement, the Medical Boards said: We have been increasingly concerned about the gibberish emanating from Mr. Carson's cerebrum. We cite by way of example his belief that the holocaust could have been prevented by armed German citizens, that straight people go into prison and come out gay, and that Obamacare is the worse thing to happen to the country since slavery.
We are therefore suspending his medical license in any state where he is qualified to practice. And should he choose to come out of retirement and re-apply for credentials, we will not allow him to operate on people's cerebrums, or indeed cerebullums, limbic systems and brain stems, until he can demonstrate that his own are in fully working order."
While appearing on The Really Bad Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, Ben Carson said: "I'm very disappointed to hear this news and I categorically deny I'm crazy. I think this is a concerted effort by Dr. Gregory House, Dr. No, Dr. Who and Dr. Doolittle to undermine my candidacy for the Presidency and I am therefore going to ignore it and carry on with my campaign regardless."
Funny satirical blog post.
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Racist
 
Glenn Quagmire said:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/flora-nicholas/ben-carson-loses-brain-su_b_8295908.html

Ben Carson Loses Brain Surgeon License After Making Numerous Brainless Comments

"In a joint statement, the Medical Boards said: We have been increasingly concerned about the gibberish emanating from Mr. Carson's cerebrum. We cite by way of example his belief that the holocaust could have been prevented by armed German citizens, that straight people go into prison and come out gay, and that Obamacare is the worse thing to happen to the country since slavery.

We are therefore suspending his medical license in any state where he is qualified to practice. And should he choose to come out of retirement and re-apply for credentials, we will not allow him to operate on people's cerebrums, or indeed cerebullums, limbic systems and brain stems, until he can demonstrate that his own are in fully working order."

While appearing on The Really Bad Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, Ben Carson said: "I'm very disappointed to hear this news and I categorically deny I'm crazy. I think this is a concerted effort by Dr. Gregory House, Dr. No, Dr. Who and Dr. Doolittle to undermine my candidacy for the Presidency and I am therefore going to ignore it and carry on with my campaign regardless."

Funny satirical blog post.
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Is he suffering from Dain Bramage?
 
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Ben Carson gave a commencement address back in 1998 at Andrews University. In the speech he claimed that the Egyptians built the pyramids for grain storage and that aliens helped them build it.

https://youtu.be/FrqShRhxJBM

Never mind the fact that there is no archaeological data to support it. Never mind the fact that pyramids are essentially solid. Never mind that the Egyptians themselves told us in writing the purpose of the pyramids. Never mind the fact that remains were found in may of the pyramids. Never mind that not a single one was found to store any grain at all (other than offerings for the gods and the pharaoh to eat).

What is it with the religious folks who deny science at nearly every turn. Why do they feel compelled to make things up to explain known phenomena? We know who built them and why they were built. There are hundreds of years of research about the pyramids.

Why does he have to make stuff up?
 
Ms Tree said:
Ben Carson gave a commencement address back in 1998 at Andrews University. In the speech he claimed that the Egyptians built the pyramids for grain storage and that aliens helped them build it.
https://youtu.be/FrqShRhxJBM
Never mind the fact that there is no archaeological data to support it. Never mind the fact that pyramids are essentially solid. Never mind that the Egyptians themselves told us in writing the purpose of the pyramids. Never mind the fact that remains were found in may of the pyramids. Never mind that not a single one was found to store any grain at all (other than offerings for the gods and the pharaoh to eat).
What is it with the religious folks who deny science at nearly every turn. Why do they feel compelled to make things up to explain known phenomena? We know who built them and why they were built. There are hundreds of years of research about the pyramids.
Why does he have to make stuff up?
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You just don't like him because he's black.

Racist.
 
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So you believe the pyramids were built by aliens for grain storage?
 
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So you believe the pyramids were built by aliens for grain storage?
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What I'm saying is the only reason they don't like Carson is because he's black.

Buncha racists.
 
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townpete said:
What I'm saying is the only reason they don't like Carson is because he's black.

Buncha racists.
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Got it. You do believe that the pyramids were built by aliens to hold grain. Do you have any citations to back up that belief?
 
Liberals freaking out about Carson's theories about the pyramids should consider they elected a man who said he'd stop the rise of oceans.

lol
 
Ben Carson has a theory about the pyramids.

Obama has claimed to have visited 57 states.

Guess which story the media reports on the most?
 
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