A Big Corporation

[Ramp Rogue]

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.

"You're all part of our team now", said the HR rep during
the welcoming orientation. "You get all the usual benefits and
you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat but please don't eat our
other employees." The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working
very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However one of our
secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their head no. After the boss had
left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of
you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
continued, "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating
Managers and no one has noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go
and eat someone important!"

 

[robbedagain]

that's very funny! :eye:

 

[Schatzee]

IF this group of cannibals can be found, please give them directions to the reservation center in INT. INT is manager heavy......... nice secretaries though

 

[Ramp Rogue]

They're booked solid for the next eight months. When they hit the east coast i'll have them to detour through Winston.