Working in the airline industry

[Doc]

Working in the airline industry:

1. We work in weird shifts...
Like prostitutes

2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost
every penny...
Like a prostitute

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Like a prostitute

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you...
Like a prostitute

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed....
Like a prostitute

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
Like a prostitute

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
Like a prostitute

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it...
Like a prostitute
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say:
I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS".....
Like a prostitute

REMARKS
The only difference is the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve
off and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!

If you know someone in the airline industry please share this with them
so they don't feel bad anymore.... Like a prostitute!

 

[nycbusdriver]

OK. Point taken.

But pretty much all of those factors are applicable to almost any job in the country.

And, with very few exceptions, I don't "hang out" with airline employees and have NO pilots with whom I socialize outside of work. I stopped that within my first year here. It bugs the H*** out of me to hang out with airline pilots because they think the world revolves around them. They should know it revolves around ME!

 

[flyingcat]

Ok we get it

You are awfully obsessed with prostitutes. :blink:

Seek help.

 

[jimntx]

Hey, now! I may be easy, but I am not cheap! :angry:

(Oh, wait a second. I forgot about the 2003 concessions. Yeah, I'm cheap, too. )

 

[hp_fa]

The airline employee gets to pay income taxes on their money...

 

[Seatacus]

Some people are so ashamed of their airline jobs they would rather tell people they are prostitutes...

 

[N903AW]

Does anyone know if that book by Velvet Jones, "I Wanna be a Ho" is still in circulation?

 

[700UW]

Well when you are a prostitute you know when you are gonna get screwed, as an airline employee you never know when management is gonna screw you!

 

[nycbusdriver]

Well when you are a prostitute you know when you are gonna get screwed, as an airline employee you never know when management is gonna screw you!

I do: Constantly

 

[luvthe9]

That's a good one ,thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!! but it is true.

 

[BoeingBoy]

I do: Constantly

Exactly.....

It's a safe assumption that the "John" always wants to screw the prostitute - it's the prostitute's decision whether to let it happen.

Likewise, the safest assumption is that management always wants to screw the employees - it's up to the employees to decide whether to let it happen.

Jim

 

[luvthe9]

Everyone should be on the 3 engine taxi routine, especially in PHL!!!!!! NO SE TAXI

 

[Dog Wonder]

Everyone should be on the 3 engine taxi routine, especially in PHL!!!!!! NO SE TAXI

Where is the third engine?

 

[BoeingBoy]

APU, I presume.....

Jim

 

[SKY HIGH]

Working in the airline industry.

If you know someone in the airline industry please share this with them
so they don't feel bad anymore.... Like a prostitute!

sky high states: SHEESH.....Even the "JOKES" get analyzed, dissected, and ridiculed here.

JOKE, people, JOKE!!!!