United attempts to prove itself for upcoming USAir merger

[Phoenix]

CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- A computer malfunction at United Airlines halted all departures systemwide for two hours Wednesday, the carrier said.

Spokeswoman Robin Urbanski said the airline did not yet know what caused the problem, which she described as a computer outage.

Full article: http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/06/20/unite...s.ap/index.html


A united customer service representative announced that they will soon launch an ongoing series of meaningless appologies later this week.

 

[hp_fa]

I heard United immediately hired Joe Beery as a consultant, he took a leave of absense from US Airways.

Bob, you can do better then that. Didn't you mean to say that we have now found Doug Parker and he is in the Chicago area?

 

[LCC_#1]

Bob, you can do better then that. Didn't you mean to say that we have now found Doug Parker and he is in the Chicago area?

I wondered where he went.

 

[Phoenix]

I wondered where he went.

Does your avitar show Dave with a beret in Chicago?

 

[marco90821]

I wondered where he went.

I could have sworn he was spotted in Napa Valley doing the "Two Step" in his undershorts. Of course this is just rumour.

 

[BuffaloJoe]

Didn't you mean to say that we have now found Doug Parker and he is in the Chicago area?

The cause of the Computer Failure.....Doug Parker driving an electric cart after leaving the bar at O'Hare and crashed into UA's Computer Room!

 

[WSurf]

The cause of the Computer Failure.....Doug Parker driving an electric cart after leaving the bar at O'Hare and crashed into UA's Computer Room!

Classic! Jeez, I even visioned him wearing a colorful Helicopter Hat while driving the electric cart!

 

[Harry Callahan]

The cause of the Computer Failure.....Doug Parker driving an electric cart after leaving the bar at O'Hare and crashed into UA's Computer Room!

That is way to funny

 

[BoeingBoy]

Classic! Jeez, I even visioned him wearing a colorful Helicopter Hat while driving the electric cart!

Naw - he was wearing this

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Jim

 

[flybynite]

Great one, Jim. I just about spewed ice tea all over my monitor!!