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"FURIOUS CHRISTIE REFUSES TO PICK UP TRUMP’S DRY CLEANING"

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, angrily refused to pick up Donald Trump’s dry cleaning during a tense encounter between the two men on Friday, campaign sources confirm.

The ugly scene unfolded at the billionaire’s offices in midtown Manhattan, shortly after Trump revealed that his Vice-Presidential pick would be Governor Mike Pence of Indiana.

According to Trump aides, Christie stomped into the presumptive Republican nominee’s office and hurled a dry-cleaning ticket onto his desk, telling Trump, “You can pick up your own damn dry cleaning.”

The New Jersey governor then stormed out, and has not been seen by Trump or his staffers since.

Trump’s press secretary, Hope Hicks, warned the media against making too much of the apparent rift between the billionaire and Christie. “In the long hours of a campaign, emotions can sometimes get a little raw,” she said. “We are confident that Governor Christie will pick up Mr. Trump’s dry cleaning going forward.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/furious-christie-refuses-to-pick-up-trumps-dry-cleaning
 
eolesen said:
What's sad about that is there are Low-Information Liberals who will believe that is real...
What is even more sad is our resident prediction specialist (President Romney anyone) who cannot accept satire...

You remember him. He posts a photoshopped shot of Hillary with the confederate flag...thinking it is real.
 
eolesen said:
What's sad about that is there are Low-Information Liberals who will believe that is real...
 
Much like the low information conservatives who typically prefer forwarding or cutting and pasting chain emails.  
 
KCFlyer said:
Much like the low information conservatives who typically prefer forwarding or cutting and pasting chain emails.
those low information liberal who voted obama for free phones mortgage comes to mind
 
Glenn Quagmire said:
Holy crap. Everybody who is even considering voting for Trump needs to read that article.
Pretty sure that anyone voting for Trump doesn't read the New Yorker. That's a liberal elitist publication.

No matter what the smear tactics are being thrown, the alternative (HRC) will be much worse.
 
Bill Vestrup said:
Pretty sure that anyone voting for Trump doesn't read the New Yorker. That's a liberal elitist publication.
No matter what the smear tactics are being thrown, the alternative (HRC) will be much worse.
Petey

Same writiting style and words.

"Liberal elitist publication ".
 
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