Ukridge
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- Aug 27, 2002
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Good heavens? Looking at the FT times today I see plentiful mention that United has now spoken to the public press concerning its plight. I am sure this same article has appeared already in many of your business pages and if my humble reading skills have served me well, the company seems to be portending that we only speak of them in the past tense. Mention was made of 750M 'operating losses' (!) for the years ahead irrespective of cost gains made from labour agreements and that they would "burn cash until it were depleted."
So, the cards have indeed been played. Your once great carrier has announced that it is going out of business and in doing so, admits that they posses not a single business plan that would carry them forward. Even in light of other of the world's flagship carriers that are finally seeing smoother air, it appears if United is quitting the pitch. In a fashion that is constant through the sordid history of mankind - "it was something else that was the fault." Some external factor such as the Internet that the brightest and the best simply could not envision having an impact on the business operation. They were caught unawares and yet it is beyond their control.
So, now we get down to the messy details. When will the last flight be scheduled and how much advance notice will we, the customer corps be given before London is drawn down? Will we soon see an announcement made as the the termination date (seems to be pretty simple arithmetic - if you plan on losing money till the cash runs out and knowing your loss rate....) and alternate plans within the Star?
I mourn for you good folk of United, I truly do. As for one who believes there really is nothing new under the sun, I would say that yes, circumstances change a bit, but it is the response that is more important. Well, United's management did not even seem to try now did they? And now, they are with a rather shocking directness, they announce the shuttering of the doors.
Many of you probably remember the Monty Python skit in the cheese shop where the cheese tender eventually tells John Cleese, that yes, I have been deliberately wasting your time. Looking at this mournful bleating from your firm's spokesman (woman?), I see very much the same thing.
A sad day for all.
Not so cheerful Ukridge
So, the cards have indeed been played. Your once great carrier has announced that it is going out of business and in doing so, admits that they posses not a single business plan that would carry them forward. Even in light of other of the world's flagship carriers that are finally seeing smoother air, it appears if United is quitting the pitch. In a fashion that is constant through the sordid history of mankind - "it was something else that was the fault." Some external factor such as the Internet that the brightest and the best simply could not envision having an impact on the business operation. They were caught unawares and yet it is beyond their control.
So, now we get down to the messy details. When will the last flight be scheduled and how much advance notice will we, the customer corps be given before London is drawn down? Will we soon see an announcement made as the the termination date (seems to be pretty simple arithmetic - if you plan on losing money till the cash runs out and knowing your loss rate....) and alternate plans within the Star?
I mourn for you good folk of United, I truly do. As for one who believes there really is nothing new under the sun, I would say that yes, circumstances change a bit, but it is the response that is more important. Well, United's management did not even seem to try now did they? And now, they are with a rather shocking directness, they announce the shuttering of the doors.
Many of you probably remember the Monty Python skit in the cheese shop where the cheese tender eventually tells John Cleese, that yes, I have been deliberately wasting your time. Looking at this mournful bleating from your firm's spokesman (woman?), I see very much the same thing.
A sad day for all.
Not so cheerful Ukridge