A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would
you like to talk about? 'Oh, I don't know,'
said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns?? out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps
of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really
feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know crap?
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would
you like to talk about? 'Oh, I don't know,'
said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns?? out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps
of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really
feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know crap?
