Ebay recently pulled a listing that a Delta Air Lines Captain had
placed on the auction site. Up for sale? Captain Wendall Lewis's
Captain's uniform. After Lewis saw his monthly pension of $6500
slashed by 73%, he decided to make a statement.
And here was his statement:
AUTHENTIC Delta Air Lines Captain Pilot Uniform This uniform was
worn by a dedicated Delta Pilot for many years. Now retired and
robbed of part, or all, of promised pension, uniform is now offered
for sale to supplement income. Suit is worn and empty but filled
with memories and honor. Suit has been across many miles and many
experiences. Suit was once filled with pride and service getting
thousands of passengers to their destination safely. Suit has been
through rain, snow, ice, and wind without a single tear or scratch.
Suit once controlled multi-million dollar assets, flown throughout
the world, with billions of dollars of liability to the company.
Suit has never cost company one (1) cent in accident or injury.
Although the suit is worn and has been discarded by the company, it
can be yours. Suit is clean but used. Coat may be soiled from
hydraulic fluid or grease as plane was inspected. Shirt may be
soiled from mad dashes through the airport in a rush to the next
plane in an effort to get back on schedule. Tie may have stains from
fast food meals that were hurriedly eaten while at the controls.
Tie comes with your choice of pins, Air Line Pilots Association, Air
Force, or Airplane. Pants may show signs of wear from may hours
spent strapped into a seat, hip shows some signs of wear from
firearm used to protect you and your passengers from harm. Shoes are
shiny but worn. Suit comes with choice of Old Delta or New Delta
emblems. Many prefer the Old Delta.
Suit is thought by many to have APHRODISIAC qualities, although this
cannot be confirmed or denied.
BEWARE putting on this suit can have adverse effects on your life.
It can cause you to miss your children's birth. It can cause you to
miss holiday reunions, family times, and weekends. You may miss your
Daughter's prom and your Son's graduation. Your family may think
Christmas is not always on December 25th. Your wife will have to
learn to be a single parent when you are gone for days. The suit can
cause you to miss entire nights of sleep or get up at 3 AM to meet
your next schedule. Your neighbors may be jealous of you and think
you do not deserve to wear the uniform or be compensated for your
work. Originally suit required a four year college degree and an
internship of 5-10 years in the military, and another 10-15 years
for the fourth stripe. Suit comes with a promise of a pension if you
provide years of dedication and service.
THE PROMISE MAY BE AS EMPTY AS THE SUIT. Now it can be had for the
highest bid.
Good Luck bidding.
placed on the auction site. Up for sale? Captain Wendall Lewis's
Captain's uniform. After Lewis saw his monthly pension of $6500
slashed by 73%, he decided to make a statement.
And here was his statement:
AUTHENTIC Delta Air Lines Captain Pilot Uniform This uniform was
worn by a dedicated Delta Pilot for many years. Now retired and
robbed of part, or all, of promised pension, uniform is now offered
for sale to supplement income. Suit is worn and empty but filled
with memories and honor. Suit has been across many miles and many
experiences. Suit was once filled with pride and service getting
thousands of passengers to their destination safely. Suit has been
through rain, snow, ice, and wind without a single tear or scratch.
Suit once controlled multi-million dollar assets, flown throughout
the world, with billions of dollars of liability to the company.
Suit has never cost company one (1) cent in accident or injury.
Although the suit is worn and has been discarded by the company, it
can be yours. Suit is clean but used. Coat may be soiled from
hydraulic fluid or grease as plane was inspected. Shirt may be
soiled from mad dashes through the airport in a rush to the next
plane in an effort to get back on schedule. Tie may have stains from
fast food meals that were hurriedly eaten while at the controls.
Tie comes with your choice of pins, Air Line Pilots Association, Air
Force, or Airplane. Pants may show signs of wear from may hours
spent strapped into a seat, hip shows some signs of wear from
firearm used to protect you and your passengers from harm. Shoes are
shiny but worn. Suit comes with choice of Old Delta or New Delta
emblems. Many prefer the Old Delta.
Suit is thought by many to have APHRODISIAC qualities, although this
cannot be confirmed or denied.
BEWARE putting on this suit can have adverse effects on your life.
It can cause you to miss your children's birth. It can cause you to
miss holiday reunions, family times, and weekends. You may miss your
Daughter's prom and your Son's graduation. Your family may think
Christmas is not always on December 25th. Your wife will have to
learn to be a single parent when you are gone for days. The suit can
cause you to miss entire nights of sleep or get up at 3 AM to meet
your next schedule. Your neighbors may be jealous of you and think
you do not deserve to wear the uniform or be compensated for your
work. Originally suit required a four year college degree and an
internship of 5-10 years in the military, and another 10-15 years
for the fourth stripe. Suit comes with a promise of a pension if you
provide years of dedication and service.
THE PROMISE MAY BE AS EMPTY AS THE SUIT. Now it can be had for the
highest bid.
Good Luck bidding.