fun with a wrong number

[JS]

My cell phone number is from Springfield, Missouri, because that's where I bought the phone. I live near GSP, so any time I get a call from area code 417 I know it's a wrong number. It's happened a couple of times, so I answer it anyway and say "sorry, wrong number".

Twice in the past few months I've gotten a text message from a 417 phone number, one of which I ignored and the other one I had some fun with. After a couple of text exchanges, I got a call from the same number asking for Amanda. I said I don't know who Amanda is, and the idiot girl accused me of playing a trick on them. I said "whatever" and thought that was the end of it.

Last week, someone got Amanda's wrong phone number and sent me a text message, so I thought I would have some fun. When you read this, keep in mind that everything I sent out is completely made up. 🙂

Red is a received text message, and blue is a text message I sent.


2:27:05 PM Hey its blaze i got my phone taken away sorry so wat up
2:27:54 PM Looking forward to tonight
2:28:35 PM And why is that
2:29:09 PM Its been a week since last time
2:29:45 PM Since last time wat
2:30:44 PM Last time we made out
2:32:11 PM This is blaze lol
2:32:51 PM Howdy blaze whats up
2:34:31 PM Lol do you realize wat you just sent me lol
2:35:09 PM Uh yeah
2:36:02 PM When i have we made out lol
2:38:25 PM Last friday at my dads, remember he left for a couple hours and one thing led to another
2:42:20 PM No because i was at my game silly i think you got the wrong guy lol
2:44:53 PM Which game was that? Im drawing a blank
240 PM My football game this is amamda rite?
2:46:19 PM No this is jim, silly
213 PM Lol who is jim? so you cheated on matt?
251 PM No we broke up
2:49:15 PM When? please tell me your not joking cause if your not i have a question to ask you
252 PM A couple of weeks ago i think
2:51:35 PM Well then will you go out with me?
2:52:41 PM I would love too! I have a thing for football players
2:53:31 PM Sweet so do you close tonite
2:54:03 PM Yeah
2:54:47 PM Well then wait for me to come up and see you k
2:57:41 PM Can you come sooner? I have a dinner break at 9
2:58:45 PM I have a game tonite silly i will come rite after i get dressed out
3:01:59 PM I wish i could watch you play
3:03:01 PM Well do you work monday?
3:03:19 PM Yes
301 PM Darn well wat are you doing tomorrow?
322 PM Nothing
3:05:21 PM You wanna come over? will you be at work by 4
3:06:53 PM Now or tomorrow?
3:07:46 PM Can we hang tomorrow and will you be at work by 4 today
3:08:12 PM Sounds good
3:09:11 PM Sweet when will you be at work today?
3:09:46 PM By 4
340 PM Ok i will be there to see you well i gotta go k bye babe
3:13:08 PM Ok just dont say anything around my boss he doesnt like gays
3:13:44 PM Hey its blaze wats up.?
320 PM My penis
343 PM Lol silly girl
3:15:35 PM Im not in drag honey
3:16:16 PM Wat? This is amanda rite?
3:17:29 PM No its jim
3:18:05 PM Who is jim?
304 PM Me, dont you remember i was wearing a white aeropostal shirt last time?
350 PM No where is amanda?
325 PM No clue
3:22:11 PM Why do you have her phone?
3:23:02 PM Idk
3:25:42 PM So itwas you the whole time?
306 PM Lol
331 PM Very funny
3:27:30 PM You made my day mr hottie dude lol
3:28:53 PM Well your welcome who ever you are
3:29:28 PM No problemo
3:30:05 PM Well do you know when i will be able to text her?
3:31:17 PM I dont know but you would need her phone number first
3:32:27 PM This is her number aint it?
3:32:51 PM No its mine
5:33:26 PM Hey babe
5:35:25 PM Hi hot stuff
5:39:08 PM Can you send me a pic of you, i want to use it for my phone wallpaper
5:40:14 PM Hey who is this i want to make sure its who i think it is
5:40:42 PM It is honey
5:41:21 PM My honey who
5:42:36 PM Your not so secret admirer
5:44:14 PM Is this amanda or jim
5:44:34 PM Jim
5:46:27 PM Well i have to get ready for my game babe
5:46:36 PM Amanda wants your pic as well
5:46:51 PM Good luck

blaze never did send me his photo 🙁

 

[delldude]

When I first got my phone through Verizon,,,I got several calls from some Doctor advising at first to call him....then it escalated and he demanded they call...then it went from there to 'do not take the medicine I prescribed'. I didn't know who he was or where he was from....wonder if they found her bouncing off the walls?

 

[boxer]

When I first got my phone through Verizon,,,I got several calls from some Doctor advising at first to call him....then it escalated and he demanded they call...then it went from there to 'do not take the medicine I prescribed'. I didn't know who he was or where he was from....wonder if they found her bouncing off the walls?

Was her name Bobbie?

 

[MapleLeaf]

Blaze sent me his picture, damn is he cute

 

[JS]

Blaze sent me his picture, damn is he cute

A cute football player? That's as common as a smart football player or a four leaf clover.