Heli-Ops;
Noticed your statement at the end of your postings,
NZ - Where Men Are Men And The Sheep Run Scared.
As part of the commonwealth I think you should approach Agriculture Canada to send down one of their farm inspectors for the sheep.
This is a true story from " AGRICULTURE CANADA"
One day an Agr. Can. approached a farm an explained to the farmer the following;
You know the Federal Government has a policy of bilingualism French/English and the policy was not working that well.
SO, Ag/Can decided to opt out of sending people on French/English courses and instead sent them on courses to be able to converse (talfk for newf's) with the animals.
The farmer looked at him kind weird of like and decided this was another weirdo from Ottawa, here to help.
The inspector asked if he could go and talk to the cows in the field, farmer said ok.
Away he goes and the farmer watch's as he talks to the cows and the cows are nodding their head wagging their tales and moooooing back.
The inspector comes back, informs the farmer that the food level should be increased and that when installing the automatic milkers, to be a little more gentel and they will respond by giving more milk. Farmer says OK.
Next is the horses, same scenario, horses stomp their feet, nod their heads and ask for more oats so that they can haul bigger loads. Farmer says OK.
Next is the rooster & ckickens, same scenario, the rooster is asked how things are going and responds Cockadooodelllldooo, the chickens respond with any cock will do, but we need more corn if you want more action.
The farmer is looking at the inspector with admiration at his abilitay to talk to the animals with such good results.
The last is the sheep herd and the inspector asks permission to talk to the sheep, the farmer says ok, but do not believe any thing those lying bastards will say.
Cheers, Don