Colby
Senior
- Sep 30, 2003
- 487
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BROKE WHEN........
American Express calls and says, "Leave home withour it !"
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic
bond with Abe Lincoln
Lond distance companies don't call you to switch anymore
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment
Your Bologna has NO FIRST NAME
You give blood everyday....just for the Orange Juice
Sally Struthers sends you food.
McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments
At communion you go back for seconds
You wash your toliet paper
You have to save up to be Poor
Your imaginary friend has more money than you
You Owe YOURSELF MONEY !!!!!!!!
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LOL CB
American Express calls and says, "Leave home withour it !"
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic
bond with Abe Lincoln
Lond distance companies don't call you to switch anymore
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment
Your Bologna has NO FIRST NAME
You give blood everyday....just for the Orange Juice
Sally Struthers sends you food.
McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments
At communion you go back for seconds
You wash your toliet paper
You have to save up to be Poor
Your imaginary friend has more money than you
You Owe YOURSELF MONEY !!!!!!!!
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LOL CB
