jimcfs
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'Twas the night before elections
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Tug McGroin
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They'll be busy watching the doves and rainbows in the sky.
And behold there cometh one upon a white unicorn.
And it was given unto him that he would talk foolishness to the people and they did follow him.
And I too wondered.
That there was none to stand against the white unicorn or he that sat upon it.
Because The Obama bringeth sunshine, daisies, and lollipops to a Bush dreary world...
And thus did the Obama tear down the stronghold of the rich man, that no more would the
powerful and wealthy encumber the people with servile labor that they should toil for their needs.
And the people looked to the Obama and he did feed them of the storehouses of the rich
man whom he did plunder. And yea, the people did eat until the storehouse was empty.
And the rich man did move to a far away land.
And yea, the people were then given over to hard taskmasters whom they knew not but
owed much in shekels of gold as cannot be numbered.
From the lands of Persia and the East came these taskmasters demanding that the people
pay to the last farthing all they had borrowed in the day of pestilence.
And the young did look upon their elders, that they were weak and infirm. And they did
murmur among themselves saying "Are not these they who did deal deceitfully with our
inheritance"
And when the storehouse was empty, famine and pestilence arose across the land.
And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. And the people cried out, "Obama,
deliver us from our sorrows!"
But the Obama didn't answer, as he had signed a multi-million dollar book deal, and
moved to Malibu.
And behold there cometh one upon a white unicorn.
And it was given unto him that he would talk foolishness to the people and they did follow him.
And I too wondered.
That there was none to stand against the white unicorn or he that sat upon it.
Because The Obama bringeth sunshine, daisies, and lollipops to a Bush dreary world...
And thus did the Obama tear down the stronghold of the rich man, that no more would the
powerful and wealthy encumber the people with servile labor that they should toil for their needs.
And the people looked to the Obama and he did feed them of the storehouses of the rich
man whom he did plunder. And yea, the people did eat until the storehouse was empty.
And the rich man did move to a far away land.
And yea, the people were then given over to hard taskmasters whom they knew not but
owed much in shekels of gold as cannot be numbered.
From the lands of Persia and the East came these taskmasters demanding that the people
pay to the last farthing all they had borrowed in the day of pestilence.
And the young did look upon their elders, that they were weak and infirm. And they did
murmur among themselves saying "Are not these they who did deal deceitfully with our
inheritance"
And when the storehouse was empty, famine and pestilence arose across the land.
And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. And the people cried out, "Obama,
deliver us from our sorrows!"
But the Obama didn't answer, as he had signed a multi-million dollar book deal, and
moved to Malibu.
NewHampshire Black Bears
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- Aug 20, 2002
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In "Flinty and VERY Opinionated" NH, ..I saw The BEST political sign for the first time yesterday, stuck into the ground, amid a zillion others sign,..........That STOOD OUT like a flaming infected RED thumb.
Actually, it WAS..RED in Color, and had LOTS of Elephants on it.
It read;
"THIS RECESSION...BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ...REPUBLICAN PARTY" !!!
I almost drove onto the grass because I was LAUGHING so HARD !!!!!!!!!!
T-Minus-2, and..(THANKFULLY) Counting
Actually, it WAS..RED in Color, and had LOTS of Elephants on it.
It read;
"THIS RECESSION...BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ...REPUBLICAN PARTY" !!!
I almost drove onto the grass because I was LAUGHING so HARD !!!!!!!!!!
T-Minus-2, and..(THANKFULLY) Counting
