Terror Proof Airline

[Miss_Ann_Thrope]

We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business.

We can absolutely guarantee NO WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry!

 

[local 12 proud]

We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business.

We can absolutely guarantee NO WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry!

Security check thru TSA should be a breeze, no more long lines.

 

[Seatacus]

This is one airline where a double seat assignment could get very interesting........

I am sure all commuters are welcomed to nonrev on this airline.............

 

[QA4Jet-A]

This is one airline where a double seat assignment could get very interesting........

I am sure all commuters are welcomed to nonrev on this airline.............

Notice all the married guys hiding their heads??? Too funny.

 

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Notice all the married guys hiding their heads??? Too funny.

Dad! :unsure: Is that you? :blush: :blush: