swissport/servisair at phoenix sky harbor

[fuelinglife]

hey my name is tommy anf i am a fueling agent for swissport.. just got hired by them today ... which airline do they fueling... anyone knowz ?

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

I wouldn't let this guy on the AOA.

 

[delldude]

Are you into pinball?

 

[Dog Wonder]

Sounds like an Elder Scrolls player.

 

[jimntx]

Oh, for goodness sakes...answer the young man's question if you know the answer. Though I must say it seems odd that his employer would not advise him of who his customers will be.

 

[Seatacus]

hey my name is tommy anf i am a fueling agent for swissport.. just got hired by them today ... which airline do they fueling... anyone knowz ?

'What Difference, At This Point, Does it Make?' HC

 

[delldude]

Oh, for goodness sakes...answer the young man's question if you know the answer. Though I must say it seems odd that his employer would not advise him of who his customers will be.

He has to go out to each plane and roll a ladder up to the pilots window and ask if he wants fuel.

 

[Dog Wonder]

So my name is Pete, just got my first job dumping lavs in Birmingham, will I have to start taking showers?

 

[delldude]

So my name is Pete, just got my first job dumping lavs in Birmingham, will I have to start taking showers?

Just pull the dump handle and open the door on the dump port, that's how you get a shower.

 

[Seatacus]

Just pull the dump handle and open the door on the dump port, that's how you get a shower.

and a "Baby Ruth"

 

[jimntx]

Alright guys. There are thousands of comedians out of work. There's no need for you to try to be funny.

 

[Zom JFK]

Sounds like potty humor to me......

 

[Dog Wonder]

Otis, my Trainer says "Pete, you are the master of the Honeywagon, no one knows if you take showers."

 

[Dog Wonder]

Asked Otis why they call it a Honeywagon. He says "Pete it makes the ladies flock to it like bees to honey".

Maybe they will let me drive it home.