Signs You've Choosen A "no Frills" Airline

[Colby]

** You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. **

** Before you take off, the Flight Attendant tells you to fasten the
Velcro.

** The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for Gas.**

** When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking. **

** The Captain yell at the ground Crew to get the Cows off
the Runway.

** You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says
"Just Once."

** No Movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before
your eyes.

** You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let
OFF THE AIRPLANE

** All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

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