My next million $ idea: Field Obesity Testing!

[corl737]

So here's my idea and I'm asking for inputs from this well-versed community --

What would be a fool-proof way to determine if a person will fit in an airline seat without having to physically put them in the airplane? :unsure:

I think there's a lot of $$$ in this! We could split the profits and all retire ... kinda like inventing wheels for luggage.

 

[B.O.B.]

So here's my idea and I'm asking for inputs from this well-versed community --

What would be a fool-proof way to determine if a person will fit in an airline seat without having to physically put them in the airplane? :unsure:

I think there's a lot of $$$ in this! We could split the profits and all retire ... kinda like inventing wheels for luggage.

Hire a fashion designer who can tell what your measurments are by just looking at you. Already knowing what the width of he seat is, it should be a "piece of cake!"

Or airlines can put a scale hidden in the floor at the location of the ticket scanners at the gate. When the pax hands the ticket to get scanned, they're also being scanned for something a whole lot bigger!

 

[corl737]

Hire a fashion designer ...

Interesting thought. If the person is obese they can be turned away under the non-discriminatory clause of being a "fashion disaster" that is unsafe in public.


BTW, I noticed your signature line ... we'll debate that point in a different thread I'm sure!

 

[KCFlyer]

So here's my idea and I'm asking for inputs from this well-versed community --

What would be a fool-proof way to determine if a person will fit in an airline seat without having to physically put them in the airplane? :unsure:

I think there's a lot of $$$ in this! We could split the profits and all retire ... kinda like inventing wheels for luggage.

The answer is easy...replace the seats in the waiting area with airliner seats. Don't let the armrests raise. Anybody standing pays for the second seat.