Lliberal to English translation

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“The constitution is a living, breathing document.”= A fundamentally flawed document (Spoken by Obama in a radio interview in a 2001 Chicago Public Radio interview) that changes with political expediency


“Investments”= Tax Hike


“Deficit Reduction”=Also means tax hike


“Religious right”=Christians who are conservative


“Bipartisanship”= Arlen Specter


“Intolerance”= Opposed to liberal agenda


“Propaganda”= Conservative point of view


“Assault Weapons”=Virtually any firearm


“Cut”= Reduction in the rate of growth


“Pandering”= What Republicans do when supporting something liberals don’t like, usually applies to the NRA or religious right


“Profiteering”= Not losing money


“Managed competition”=Government takeover


“Overheated economy”=Prosperity


“Fully fund”=Blank check


“Diversity”=Multiple groups that adhere to the liberal agenda


“Special interest groups”=Non-liberal groups


“Fundamentalist”= Conservative


“Greed”= Profit motive


“Multiculturalism”= When placed in context to other countries, it means that America is to blame for all that is wrong in the world and that the USA is only one country among many, NOT the leading nation in the world


“Choice”= Abortion – not to be confused with the choice of personal liberty, that is not allowed under the liberal system


“Oversight”= Government


“Working Americans”=Only lower and middle class Americans


“Conduct a review”=Strategic delay


“Insurgents”= Terrorists


“Rigid Ideologue”=A conservative that stands up for his beliefs


“Compromise”= Only comes about when people agree with liberal agenda


“Affirmative Action”=Racial Preferences


“Lies”= “Policy Differences”


“Patriotism”= Paying more and more taxes is often equated with being a patriot


“Racism”= Open criticism of the Obama administration


“Closed-minded”= Does not agree with liberal agenda


“Right wing extremist”=The GOP


“Social responsibility”=Redistribution of wealth


“Corporate welfare”=Gross revenue minus taxes


“Corporate subsidy”=See ‘corporate welfare’


“Deserving poor”=People who vote for liberals


“Tax the rich”=Increase taxes on anyone making $250,000 a year or higher, $200,000 or, er, I mean $150,000 a year – *sigh* this number keeps getting lower


“Freedom Fighters”=Terrorists, Somalia Pirates, Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, etc…


“Decriminalization”= Legalization


“Regulate”=Ban, as in the moratorium on deep water drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

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