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Flight Schedule An entertaining work of paperback fiction.
On Time An obscure term, meaning unknown.
Fog A natural weather phenomenon which usually occurs around an airport while the surrounding areas are clear. Fog is controlled by the airlines and is used to delay flights.
Air Traffic Control A game played by airline pilots and air traffic controllers. The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.
Ticket Agent (Customer Service) A superhuman with the patience of a saint, the herding ability of an Australian sheepdog, the E.S.P. abilities of Uri Geller, the compassion of a psychoanalysts, and the tact of a diplomat. They have mysterious abilities to control wind/rain/snow/fog and all other weather phenomenon. They are capable of answering three questions at one time, while talking on the phone, and without stuttering or choking on their tongue. Answer questions of where is a water fountain or where are the Rest rooms before the question is asked. Later in life they sit on park benches carrying on mysterious conversations with themselves.
Author unknown
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Flight Schedule An entertaining work of paperback fiction.
On Time An obscure term, meaning unknown.
Fog A natural weather phenomenon which usually occurs around an airport while the surrounding areas are clear. Fog is controlled by the airlines and is used to delay flights.
Air Traffic Control A game played by airline pilots and air traffic controllers. The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.
Ticket Agent (Customer Service) A superhuman with the patience of a saint, the herding ability of an Australian sheepdog, the E.S.P. abilities of Uri Geller, the compassion of a psychoanalysts, and the tact of a diplomat. They have mysterious abilities to control wind/rain/snow/fog and all other weather phenomenon. They are capable of answering three questions at one time, while talking on the phone, and without stuttering or choking on their tongue. Answer questions of where is a water fountain or where are the Rest rooms before the question is asked. Later in life they sit on park benches carrying on mysterious conversations with themselves.
Author unknown
