How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

[jimntx]

Answer: 10

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished.

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

 

[700IAM]

So what’s your suggestion oh wise one?

Elect Miss H or the other moronic freak flamers who make up the pathetic and very twisted demonic party, oh I am sorry I mean democratic party, yea that’s what I meant.

What I really think is that anyone who believes the demos are the answer to this country’s woes then Satan must be your true daddy and your mommy was a liar. Like father like son.

 

[delldude]

Eh you can flip that to fit the Dem's w/o any alterations needed,so whats your point?

Yeah baby....Hillary all the way...lets pick up where Carter left off!

 

[tech2101]

So what’s your suggestion oh wise one?

Elect Miss H or the other moronic freak flamers who make up the pathetic and very twisted demonic party, oh I am sorry I mean democratic party, yea that’s what I meant.

What I really think is that anyone who believes the demos are the answer to this country’s woes then Satan must be your true daddy and your mommy was a liar. Like father like son.

Let's see if I have this right. Anyone whose political beliefs are different from you:

You resort to inane personal attacks?

"Then Satan must be your true daddy and your mommy was a liar".

How very profound. What is it with you and this transfixion with Satan?

 

[700IAM]

Let's see if I have this right. Anyone whose political beliefs are different from you:

You resort to inane personal attacks?



How very profound. What is it with you and this transfixion with Satan?

Here is the deal: He, Satan controls the world, right now that is, he controls minds and lot of those minds belong to the demos, yes some pugs are just as bad but overall the demos celebrate depravity because that's their heritage where the pugs generally try, I said try, to limit depravity with some semblance of morals.

This is not my idea but simply fact which of course is lost to the lost, most on these boards and in the world in general. You know them, the ones who think my thought patterns and beliefs are insane madman rants. Of course that is just another effective tool used by the enmity which works very well.

Sin rules this world and unbelief is a major sin therefore it’s exponential in it’s scope and why this world is doomed which obviously includes all the unbelievers on the earth, too many to count.

So YES Satan is mentioned many times in my writings because to ignore him is beyond stupidity.

Are Hilary’s actions and beliefs of God or Satan? A blind man who believes knows the correct answer where a man with 20/20 vision is totally blind to the correct answer due to his unbelief. Scary when most are unbelievers and why ones faith must not be of this world least you are hopeless, a terrible place to be when you have an eternal soul which is on lease and up for grabs.

 

[Garfield1966]

One mans depravity is another mans orgy. You say it like it's a bad thing.

I always crack up when people like Craig, Foley and others speak out with such hate against gays or what ever else they find depraved in this country and then behind closed doors (or not) they are doing exactly what they are railing against. Ain't life funny?

 

[tech2101]

One mans depravity is another mans orgy. You say it like it's a bad thing.

I always crack up when people like Craig, Foley and others speak out with such hate against gays or what ever else they find depraved in this country and then behind closed doors (or not) they are doing exactly what they are railing against. Ain't life funny?

Hey Garfield, is that you or is that Satan talking?

 

[jimntx]

As Gandhi once said, "Having read the teachings of Jesus Christ, I could very easily have been a Christian, if I had not met so many of them."

 

[NewHampshire Black Bears]

Eh you can flip that to fit the Dem's w/o any alterations needed,so whats your point?

Yeah baby....Hillary all the way...lets pick up where Carter left off!

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OK, DELL......................I'm putting you "on the hot seat" now,....Tell us PLEASE, your choice for POTUS, and a few reasons why ??


700IAM, I know "HUCKLEBERRY's" your guy.
(It was probably BROWNBACK, but like ELVIS, "he left the building")

 

[NewHampshire Black Bears]

Here is the deal: He, Satan controls the world, right now that is, he controls minds and lot of those minds belong to the demos, yes some pugs are just as bad but overall the demos celebrate depravity because that's their heritage where the pugs generally try, I said try, to limit depravity with some semblance of morals.

This is not my idea but simply fact which of course is lost to the lost, most on these boards and in the world in general. You know them, the ones who think my thought patterns and beliefs are insane madman rants. Of course that is just another effective tool used by the enmity which works very well.

Sin rules this world and unbelief is a major sin therefore it’s exponential in it’s scope and why this world is doomed which obviously includes all the unbelievers on the earth, too many to count.

So YES Satan is mentioned many times in my writings because to ignore him is beyond stupidity.

Are Hilary’s actions and beliefs of God or Satan? A blind man who believes knows the correct answer where a man with 20/20 vision is totally blind to the correct answer due to his unbelief. Scary when most are unbelievers and why ones faith must not be of this world least you are hopeless, a terrible place to be when you have an eternal soul which is on lease and up for grabs.

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(Speaking solely about me), you've given the Impression that you've "got the skinny" on a few of us Democrats on this thread.

If that is in fact true, than you surely know, ........THAT I DO NOT MIX POLITICS WITH RELIGION.

Also, FYI.......................(since you've CONSUMMED with the man with the "pitchfork"), he's in disguise, working a gig at the White House, under an assumed name..........................C H E N E Y !!

 

[tech2101]

Here is the deal: He, Satan controls the world, right now that is, he controls minds and lot of those minds belong to the demos, yes some pugs are just as bad but overall the demos celebrate depravity because that's their heritage where the pugs generally try, I said try, to limit depravity with some semblance of morals.

This is not my idea but simply fact which of course is lost to the lost, most on these boards and in the world in general. You know them, the ones who think my thought patterns and beliefs are insane madman rants. Of course that is just another effective tool used by the enmity which works very well.

Sin rules this world and unbelief is a major sin therefore it’s exponential in it’s scope and why this world is doomed which obviously includes all the unbelievers on the earth, too many to count.

So YES Satan is mentioned many times in my writings because to ignore him is beyond stupidity.

Are Hilary’s actions and beliefs of God or Satan? A blind man who believes knows the correct answer where a man with 20/20 vision is totally blind to the correct answer due to his unbelief. Scary when most are unbelievers and why ones faith must not be of this world least you are hopeless, a terrible place to be when you have an eternal soul which is on lease and up for grabs.

But Hugo Chavez says George W. Bush is the devil. Now I'm really confused. :blink:

Hugo points out the devil

 

[delldude]

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OK, DELL......................I'm putting you "on the hot seat" now,....Tell us PLEASE, your choice for POTUS, and a few reasons why ??


700IAM, I know "HUCKLEBERRY's" your guy.
(It was probably BROWNBACK, but like ELVIS, "he left the building")

Hillary...I want interest rates back around 20% where I can make some money....she'll do it....look at

her record with education in Arkansas...I can't wait to see her fix health care and your and my body.

 

[700IAM]

As Gandhi once said, "Having read the teachings of Jesus Christ, I could very easily have been a Christian, if I had not met so many of them."

Your hatred of God is well documented on these pages and in the Lords book as well.

Standing among the flames you will no longer mock the Lord, then again what will it matter at that point.

 

[KCFlyer]

Your hatred of God is well documented on these pages and in the Lords book as well.

Standing among the flames you will no longer mock the Lord, then again what will it matter at that point.

Um... the Ghandi quote wasn't "hatred of God"...it was rather a questioning of whether or not Christians actually follow what Christ taught. Many don't.

 

[Garfield1966]

Y
Standing among the flames

MMmmmmmmmm Smoores. I'll bring the marsh mellows.