I posted this on Flyertalk and wanted to share with you all too.
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Let me set the stage for you so you can be prepared to kneel before her.
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She approached gate A28 (with an attitude you could see already). Service agent in tow with her luggage. Poor guy.
Passengers were already closing in on the Sky Priority line as the inbound flight was deplaning.
Gate agent informed the passengers of 2025 that there was a mechanical delay and to please stay in the gate area.
Her Highness's dander started rising and the mouth started opening.
Gate agent informed the waiting passengers that there was to be a gate change and to proceed to A5. That would be our plane to IAH instead.
ALL the passengers at A28 headed towards A5. This is where it got more exciting
Her Royal Diamond Highness proceeds to call the Diamond line speaking LOUD ENOUGH so that most of the gate area can hear HER!! (here's some of the highlights)
1. How come she hasn't been upgraded?
2. How come she has to be delayed?
3. I fly over 200 segments a year on Delta, tell me why I should remain flying this airline?
4. I know there are people in First Class that don't belong there.
5. I know there are non-revs in First Class
6. I'm disabled, I don't want to sit in the emergency exit row. I shouldn't sit in the emergency exit row.
7. I haven't been upgraded on my last (#?) of flights and I am a Diamond.
8. What is your name? Well.......xxx.........you've just help me make my decision to not fly this airline anymore.
Sorry, but I couldn't take it anymore and I had to open my mouth at this point. Outloud I told her to shut up. No one needs to hear you complain. If you don't like it then take your business elsewhere.
I'm sure I'll get flamed for doing what a lot of people wish they would or could do, but for crying out loud if you're that miserable with the small things in life what's going to happen when a BIG one happens?
And no one wants to hear you being a ROYAL B!TCH to someone on the phone.
PS......come to find out Her Royal Diamond Highness is well known and constantly complains about something with Delta.
A Delta Redcoat escorted her on the plane carrying her luggage. Seems she never carries her own bags either.
I didn't know we really had a QUEEN in this country until today??
Again.........if you're life is that miserable, maybe you need to stay home.
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She gave me a look like you wouldn't believe. And she had the nerve to look my luggage over.
Yes I do have DELTA luggage tags on my luggage. I'm a Platinum flyer and I love flying DELTA. So I have luggage tags of the airline I prefer to fly now. She thought I was an employee because she made a comment to the Lead F/A about me while on board.
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Let me set the stage for you so you can be prepared to kneel before her.
..........
She approached gate A28 (with an attitude you could see already). Service agent in tow with her luggage. Poor guy.
Passengers were already closing in on the Sky Priority line as the inbound flight was deplaning.
Gate agent informed the passengers of 2025 that there was a mechanical delay and to please stay in the gate area.
Her Highness's dander started rising and the mouth started opening.
Gate agent informed the waiting passengers that there was to be a gate change and to proceed to A5. That would be our plane to IAH instead.
ALL the passengers at A28 headed towards A5. This is where it got more exciting
Her Royal Diamond Highness proceeds to call the Diamond line speaking LOUD ENOUGH so that most of the gate area can hear HER!! (here's some of the highlights)
1. How come she hasn't been upgraded?
2. How come she has to be delayed?
3. I fly over 200 segments a year on Delta, tell me why I should remain flying this airline?
4. I know there are people in First Class that don't belong there.
5. I know there are non-revs in First Class
6. I'm disabled, I don't want to sit in the emergency exit row. I shouldn't sit in the emergency exit row.
7. I haven't been upgraded on my last (#?) of flights and I am a Diamond.
8. What is your name? Well.......xxx.........you've just help me make my decision to not fly this airline anymore.
Sorry, but I couldn't take it anymore and I had to open my mouth at this point. Outloud I told her to shut up. No one needs to hear you complain. If you don't like it then take your business elsewhere.
I'm sure I'll get flamed for doing what a lot of people wish they would or could do, but for crying out loud if you're that miserable with the small things in life what's going to happen when a BIG one happens?
And no one wants to hear you being a ROYAL B!TCH to someone on the phone.
PS......come to find out Her Royal Diamond Highness is well known and constantly complains about something with Delta.
A Delta Redcoat escorted her on the plane carrying her luggage. Seems she never carries her own bags either.
I didn't know we really had a QUEEN in this country until today??
Again.........if you're life is that miserable, maybe you need to stay home.
.....................
She gave me a look like you wouldn't believe. And she had the nerve to look my luggage over.
Yes I do have DELTA luggage tags on my luggage. I'm a Platinum flyer and I love flying DELTA. So I have luggage tags of the airline I prefer to fly now. She thought I was an employee because she made a comment to the Lead F/A about me while on board.