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[wnbubbleboy]

In-flight foreplay leads to FBI charges

RALEIGH, N.C., Nov. 14 (UPI) -- A California couple who repeatedly refused requests to stop engaging in foreplay on a flight to Raleigh, N.C., faces federal interference charges.





http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?Stor...14-011058-7902r

 

[LCC_#1]

In-flight foreplay leads to FBI charges

RALEIGH, N.C., Nov. 14 (UPI) -- A California couple who repeatedly refused requests to stop engaging in foreplay on a flight to Raleigh, N.C., faces federal interference charges.
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?Stor...14-011058-7902r

I was working a flight between DAY and LGA many moons ago and this man offered me $20 to do it in the lav. There were a handful of people on the late night flight. I told him if that really made his travel experience, go for it.

So I guess my two at least got a room.....the BATHroom!!

P.S. I should had taken the money.

 

[wnbubbleboy]

I was working a flight between DAY and LGA many moons ago and this man offered me $20 to do it in the lav. There were a handful of people on the late night flight. I told him if that really made his travel experience, go for it.

So I guess my two at least got a room.....the BATHroom!!

P.S. I should had taken the money.

At least they were a little more descreet.

I read the article again and this just makes makes me snicker:

........ kissing passionately and contorting into questionable positions in their seats,

 

[magsau]

Why does something like this not surprise me on an SWA flight. I am sure the tickets were cheaper than the Motel 6 these people were probably staying in.

 

[KCFlyer]

Why does something like this not surprise me on an SWA flight. I am sure the tickets were cheaper than the Motel 6 these people were probably staying in.

I guess you forgot about the first class serving cart defecator and the "models" on a Tokyo bound UA flight that caused enough of a disturbance to have the flight divert to ANC. But that doesn't surprise me on UA, because it would appear that anyone or anything associated with United thinks their s*** don't stink.

 

[magsau]

I guess you forgot about the first class serving cart defecator and the "models" on a Tokyo bound UA flight...

It was not a NRT flight KC. Do we need to go through the whole lie vs misinformed routine on this one? I will give you the benefit of the doubt and just presume you are "misinformed". It was flight between JFK and EZE and I have done the research for you (your welcome). http://www.thesmokinggun.com/altitude/monday1.html

Details are elusive and I am guessing NRT and EZE are pretty much anywhere but Tornado alley.

 

[KCFlyer]

It was not a NRT flight KC. Do we need to go through the whole lie vs misinformed routine on this one? I will give you the benefit of the doubt and just presume you are "misinformed". It was flight between JFK and EZE and I have done the research for you (your welcome). http://www.thesmokinggun.com/altitude/monday1.html

Details are elusive and I am guessing NRT and EZE are pretty much anywhere but Tornado alley.

I didn't know the the itinerary of the poop on the serving cart flight. But thanks for pointing out that it WAS a United flight. And...I'll bet his s*** still didn't stink. Perhaps you urged him to fly y'all again??

And I made a mistake (see how easy that is mags)...it was Shanghai flight, not Tokyo...United 857. Here's some of the classier folks you guys get http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/mikula1.html

But because I put the wrong city - apparently it's not valid information. Now...why did the airlines in Dallas move to DFW? Still haven't seen your any admission of your error on that one.

 

[WNrforlife]

Sex in a lav at 35,000 ft is fun. I've done it, lots of times.

 

[mga707]

Sex in a lav at 35,000 ft is fun. I've done it, lots of times.

Ummm....I'm not sure it counts if you're in there by yourself...

 

[wnbubbleboy]

Ummm....I'm not sure it counts if you're in there by yourself...

Now with a setup like that, how could you resist. Good one.

 

[swflyer]

And quite a bit more "on topic" than some earlier posts.

Clean score awarded to mga707

Now with a setup like that, how could you resist. Good one.

 

[WNrforlife]

Ummm....I'm not sure it counts if you're in there by yourself...

HA Ha - very funny ---- NOT.

I've had sex with lots of Southwest Flight Attendants -

FEMALE ones.

 

[boxer]

HA Ha - very funny ---- NOT.

I've had sex with lots of Southwest Flight Attendants -

FEMALE ones.

That really says a lot about your beloved Southwest Airlines standards for f/a's.
How much did they charge you, sport?

 

[WNrforlife]

That really says a lot about your beloved Southwest Airlines standards for f/a's.
How much did they charge you, sport?

They didn't charge me anything. I told them that I was a pilot, and they believed me.

 

[wnbubbleboy]

They didn't charge me anything. I told them that I was a pilot, and they believed me.

Hey, that works for me too.

But eventually they get wize to me because I occasionally admit that I am wrong.