Fly Till You Die Retirement Program:
United Airlines Benefits Department Announces: The "Fly Till You Die" program. Many flight Attendants have expressed concern about the retirement benefits changes. Management understands these concerns and has developed this new program to assist Flight Attendants in their Golden years.
The "Fly Till You Die" program will eliminate the need for retirement benefits altogether!
The "Fly Till You Die" program is designed to assist Flight Attendants who are over age 75.
Benefits Include:
A handicapped parking pass for the employee lot.
Large print FAOMs. (flight attendant operations manual)
Discounts on prescription bifocals and walkers.
Low impact senior aerobics at select layover hotels.
Up to four sick calls per year before disciplinary procedures begin, and up to two weeks un-paid leave for hip surgery.
Priority seating areas while waiting for domicile elevators.
Unlimited re-takes on RET door PC's. (recurrent training door proficiency test)
Gate to gate wheelchair assistance for connections under 1:45.
Un-challenged orthopedic uniform shoe exceptions.
Free shuttle service to work from your nursing home.
Expanded death benefits for Flight Attendants who expire while on duty.
(Excludes deadheading, DNF's (did not fly) will still apply for remainder of unfinished trip.)
United Airlines has developed this industry-leading benefit program because we recognize the importance of our front-line employees, and appreciate your donation.
Benefits subject to change or cancellation at any time without prior notice.
United Airlines Benefits Department Announces: The "Fly Till You Die" program. Many flight Attendants have expressed concern about the retirement benefits changes. Management understands these concerns and has developed this new program to assist Flight Attendants in their Golden years.
The "Fly Till You Die" program will eliminate the need for retirement benefits altogether!
The "Fly Till You Die" program is designed to assist Flight Attendants who are over age 75.
Benefits Include:
A handicapped parking pass for the employee lot.
Large print FAOMs. (flight attendant operations manual)
Discounts on prescription bifocals and walkers.
Low impact senior aerobics at select layover hotels.
Up to four sick calls per year before disciplinary procedures begin, and up to two weeks un-paid leave for hip surgery.
Priority seating areas while waiting for domicile elevators.
Unlimited re-takes on RET door PC's. (recurrent training door proficiency test)
Gate to gate wheelchair assistance for connections under 1:45.
Un-challenged orthopedic uniform shoe exceptions.
Free shuttle service to work from your nursing home.
Expanded death benefits for Flight Attendants who expire while on duty.
(Excludes deadheading, DNF's (did not fly) will still apply for remainder of unfinished trip.)
United Airlines has developed this industry-leading benefit program because we recognize the importance of our front-line employees, and appreciate your donation.
Benefits subject to change or cancellation at any time without prior notice.
That one killed me!
