ffocus poetry

[Dont call me Shirley]

Here is a little something from our friends (or should I say "ffriends") at ffocus. Enjoy.


hope you enjoy the results of our lengthy chat!
Phil and Beth

Little Joe Beery
Was running a query
To try and save some money
Along came the migration
And caused consternation
And frightened Joe Berry to UA

Hey Dougie Dougie
With his flask and a keg
Were not allowed on the flight
He cried a big fit
And on the cockroaches he spit, saying
You have done this to me out of spite!

Hey diddle diddle,
A guitar and a fiddle
Wouldn't fit on the plane.
Little Doug laughed to see such angst
And the roaches ran away with CO

Little Joe Beery
Went to PHX
Planning to take a plane
Got his BP stuck In the crapy kiosk
And said "Damn, Shares it does really suck!"

Little Scott Kirby went to the Derby
Flying a US plane
Got stuck back in coach
Next to a cockroach
And said,
"Dammit, get off my plane!"

Dougie had a little plane, little plane, little plane Dougie had a little plane its seats as black as soot

Dougie had a little plane, little plane, little plane Dougie had a little plane its seats as hard as rock

Twinkle twinkle little Scott
US First absolutely not
On the tarmac
Wish I was high
In the Barbie in the sky

Dougie had a little plane
It's inside rot did show,
And everywhere that Dougie went
Ma and Pa were sure to go

Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, —
These are a few of Doug's favorite things,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Ass is hurting, and party cup bubbles.
Where is my contour pillow, Beth did ask
And Phil shouted out
Be gone you ####! Shame on you
I need it more!
LAS to CLT is worse
You little whore! Shocked

Ole Kinglobjaw sat on a wall
Ole Kinglobjaw had a great fall
All of Doug's agents and all of Scott's men
Couldn't put Ole King together again

Poor US
I knew him well
He used to take care of me
Now he scorns me and denies me bottled water
Even in F
He spits on my boarding pass
And makes me find my own luggage
And my own
Way home Crying or Very sad
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