Famous Celebrity Announces He's Not Gay

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PHOENIX (BHN) - Following a recent series of public announcements by athletes and celebrities proclaiming their homosexuality, popular media news personality Scooter Van Neuter announced Monday morning that he is "normal."

"At this point in my life I feel compelled to tell the world about my sexual orientation," an emotional Van Neuter told reporters. "I have finally found the strength to proclaim to you all that I am not a homo. I am, in fact, completely normal. There, I said it."

Van Neuter's comments drew immediate condemnation from prominent liberals and gay advocacy groups. "While it certainly took courage to make his statement, by not being gay Van Neuter is inferring all other celebrities are somehow abnormal," said one well known lesbian TV personality. "I hate him."
 
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PHOENIX (BHN) - Following a recent series of public announcements by athletes and celebrities proclaiming their homosexuality, popular media news personality Scooter Van Neuter announced Monday morning that he is "normal."

"At this point in my life I feel compelled to tell the world about my sexual orientation," an emotional Van Neuter told reporters. "I have finally found the strength to proclaim to you all that I am not a homo. I am, in fact, completely normal. There, I said it."

Van Neuter's comments drew immediate condemnation from prominent liberals and gay advocacy groups. "While it certainly took courage to make his statement, by not being gay Van Neuter is inferring all other celebrities are somehow abnormal," said one well known lesbian TV personality. "I hate him."
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Scooter Van Neuter?

With a name like that you'd think he was married to Lorena Bobbit. :lol:
 
I have worked with four guys who are gay but tried to be straight. Two were married and onepf them even had a child. The other two just dated women but cameto the realization that it was not who they were. They all said it was peer/social pressure. Society (in the 80/90's) expected you to be straight. As time progresses society is becoming more accepting so hopefully fewer people will find it necessary to hide who they are.
 
With every other entertainer, coming out of the closet, I thought we were there already , and didn't have to make a big deal out of others following suit, by giving them the key to the city !

Heterosexual here and damn proud of it....................where's my key?
 
I know. It's been done already. Blacks were given equal status back in 1964 so it's not like we need to keep rehashing the same old stuff day in and day out right.

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Oh yea. I forgot that gays do not have equal rights in this country yet and are still discriminated upon. Bravo for Mr. Collins
 
Ms Tree said:
I know. It's been done already. Blacks were given equal status back in 1964 so it's not like we need to keep rehashing the same old stuff day in and day out right.

For A Black Doctor, Building Trust By Slowing Down


Oh yea. I forgot that gays do not have equal rights in this country yet and are still discriminated upon. Bravo for Mr. Collins
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You mean to tell me, they're not allowed to drink out of the same water fountains as heterosexuals?...........................gasp !

Bravo for Mr. Van Neuter !
 
Can you thinknof anything else that they are not allowed to do that heterosexuals are allowed to do?
 
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Ms Tree said:
I know. It's been done already. Blacks were given equal status back in 1964 so it's not like we need to keep rehashing the same old stuff day in and day out right.

For A Black Doctor, Building Trust By Slowing Down


Oh yea. I forgot that gays do not have equal rights in this country yet and are still discriminated upon. Bravo for Mr. Collins
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Blacks were given 'equal rights status' in 1964? By who?
 
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