Colby
Senior
- Sep 30, 2003
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1. You can eat a Four course meal standing at the counter in the kitchen
2. You reach for your seat belt when you sit on the Toilet.
3. You look for the "Crew Line at the Grocery Store".
4. You can pack for a 4-week Trip in one Roll-aboard and one tote bag.
5. You can sleep sitting bolt upright in a chair~any chair, anytime.
6. You "NEVER" unpack
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces.
8. You can tell 70 yards away if a piece of luggage can fit int the overheadbin
9. You are amazed how passengers cannnot figure out how to rearrange items
so more things can easily be fit into the overhead bin.
10. You "NEVER" hear announcements the pilots make- if they want to know
something, they must call on the interphone and tell you personally.
11. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways.
12. You know at least 64 uses for air sickness containers~ NONE of which
pertain to vomit.
13. You can actually enjoy a crew meal eaten on the jumpseat right next to
the lavs, which are in constant use.
14. You understand and actually use the 24 hour clock.
15. You can get more therapy from conversations on the jumpseat than you
can from your $ 150.00 an hour psychologist.
16. You can follow the plot line of a movie without ever hearing the audio portion.
17. You don't think in "MONTHS"- you think in "BID PERIODS".
18. You own two sets of work uniforms: Fat and Thin
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2. You reach for your seat belt when you sit on the Toilet.
3. You look for the "Crew Line at the Grocery Store".
4. You can pack for a 4-week Trip in one Roll-aboard and one tote bag.
5. You can sleep sitting bolt upright in a chair~any chair, anytime.
6. You "NEVER" unpack
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces.
8. You can tell 70 yards away if a piece of luggage can fit int the overheadbin
9. You are amazed how passengers cannnot figure out how to rearrange items
so more things can easily be fit into the overhead bin.
10. You "NEVER" hear announcements the pilots make- if they want to know
something, they must call on the interphone and tell you personally.
11. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways.
12. You know at least 64 uses for air sickness containers~ NONE of which
pertain to vomit.
13. You can actually enjoy a crew meal eaten on the jumpseat right next to
the lavs, which are in constant use.
14. You understand and actually use the 24 hour clock.
15. You can get more therapy from conversations on the jumpseat than you
can from your $ 150.00 an hour psychologist.
16. You can follow the plot line of a movie without ever hearing the audio portion.
17. You don't think in "MONTHS"- you think in "BID PERIODS".
18. You own two sets of work uniforms: Fat and Thin
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