Airplanes Vs Women

[Colby]

Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "Touch and Go"

Airplanes don't object to preflight inspection.

Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations

Airplanes don't come with mother-in-laws

Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown
before

Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes

Airplanes don't mind if you buy Airplane magazines.

Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills

HOWEVER, the both have one thing in common~ When either of them
go quiet, it's usually NOT GOOD !!!!!

 

[BoeingBoy]

Do you ever wonder.....

Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's ass."

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why has every toaster ever make have a setting that burns the toast so bad that no one would eat it?

And finally, for the ladies...

Why your gynocologist leaves the room while you undress since they're going to look up there anyway.

Jim

 

[delldude]

you ever hear the one about the FAA reg as to why women can't fly inverted?