A Truly Terrorist-proof Airline

[EyeInTheSky]

Yes, here at NAKED AIRLINES we care about SAFETY

The only Terrorist-Proof Airline in the business where we can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !

 

[oldiebutgoody]

Man, That's one nasty crack in that airplane!

 

[EyeInTheSky]

Here's another twist:

Couple kicked off Miami-New York flight because of T-shirt

MIAMI — A couple returning home from a Costa Rican vacation was ejected from an American Airlines flight because the man was wearing a T-shirt depicting a bare breast.

Oscar Arela and his girlfriend, Tala Tow, were removed from Flight 952 on Saturday after he refused to change the shirt or turn it inside out at Miami International Airport. The flight left 90 minutes late without them.

The couple, making a connecting flight from Costa Rica, said nobody on the earlier flight objected to the shirt and claimed the airline violated their constitutional right to free speech.

"It's a picture of a man and woman, and the woman's breast is showing," Tow said. "The flight attendant basically walked up to us and yelled, 'You have to take off that shirt right now.'"

American spokesman Tim Wagner said Sunday that crew members acted properly.

"The description I heard was a picture of a graphic of a naked man and woman performing a sexual act," he said. "We as an airline are in the service business, and we have the same latitude as a restaurant that says proper attire is required."

Tow said four Miami-Dade police officers and three federal security agents escorted her and Arela off the flight. She said the T-shirt image was reproduced from a Venezuelan record label.

Wagner said the couple could legally be barred from the flight even though they committed no crime. The airline gave them a refund. He did not know if they booked another flight.

"I'd like to figure out how a T-shirt that offends one member of the crew somehow impacts the safety of the flight or the ability of the flight to continue to New York," said Howard Simon, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida. "If they want to permit this kind of action by flight attendants, then they better have a clear policy that is announced in advance and made known to passengers in advance."

Wagner noted on American's Web site the policy clearly states that someone who is "clothed in a manner that would cause discomfort or offense to other passengers" can be removed from a flight.

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http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/...per_Attire.html

 

[EyeInTheSky]

Man, That's one nasty crack in that airplane!

oldiebutgoodie, just say no to crack right? hee hee! Also, does anyone else think the guy sitting in the ailse seat looks a tad like Ralph Nader?

 

[ktflyhome]

It DOES look like Ralph Nader. What a hootch...I mean what a toot!

 

[bobcat]

Should be called "BUTT UGLY AIRLINES"!!!!!!!!!