I just received this email from a furloughed friend. Instead of forwarding it to all 30000 of you out there, I''ll post it here instead.[BR][BR][FONT face=Arial]The First Day of School[BR][BR]It''s the first day of school and the teacher thought she''d get to know [BR]the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.[BR][BR]The first little girl says: My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman.[BR][BR]The next little boy says: I''m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.[BR][BR]Then one little boy says: My name is Jimmy and my father is a [BR]striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men.[BR][BR]The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the [BR]school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was [BR]really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.[BR][BR]He blushed and said, No, my dad Works for U.S. Airways, but I was just [BR]too embarrassed to tell everyone[/FONT][BR][BR][BR]