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[tech2101]

[delldude]

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She Came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
the building Materials for his home. She read .
and so the pig went up to the man with the Wheelbarrow full of straw
and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that Straw to build my house?'
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The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'
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One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the Man would have said - 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!'
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> The teacher had to leave the room

[JoeDirt]

A man in New Delhi, India applied for a job as a telephone operator at a major American company.

The only requirement for the job was to be able to speak rudimentary english.

He was given three words and told to use them in a sentence. "Green, Pink and Yellow."

The man thought about it for several minutes and then seemed quite pleased with himself.

He said "I got it.........My phone go "Grreen" "Grreen" "Grreen" so I "Pink" it up and say "Yellow".

The man was hired on the spot.

[SharoninSAT]

tech2101, on Nov 13 2008, 07:35 PM, said:

Pilots
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[delldude]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's President Bush's clock?' asked the man.

'Bush's clock is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan.

[delldude]

Cannadian Police chase

[SharoninSAT]

delldude, on Nov 23 2008, 11:58 AM, said:

Cannadian Police chase